your room smells of hookers.
And success
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Randomize
