Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
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Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
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We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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