There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
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We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
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I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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