Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
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So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
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I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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