why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
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