also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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