At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
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You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
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Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
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