I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
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You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
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I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
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