its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
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