Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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