I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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