You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
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Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
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Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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