I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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