is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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