If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
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