This girl is more easily done than said...
I feel like abortions should bother me more
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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