We're like a lot better than the average bears
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
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