P.S. I can't hear my feet
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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