Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
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it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
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No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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