So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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