Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
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No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
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Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
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