I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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