You're my little dorito
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
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