don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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