Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
He has the fingertips of a God
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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