Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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