Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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