we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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