would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
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