How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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