We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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