You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
you never un-have a 4some
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
Help. Why am I so naked?
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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