It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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