I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
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Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
Found the puke drawer
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Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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