i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
So much Jack, so little girl.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I love you. Go after that dick
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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