I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
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There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
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Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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