there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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