I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Randomize
