i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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