Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I need to align my fucking chakras
Help. Why am I so naked?
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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