Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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