last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
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My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
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I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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