Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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