yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
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