We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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