You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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