Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
Randomize
