Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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