Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
i just stumbled downstairs, still drunk, to hug my dad and wish him a happy fathers day
but fathers day is next sunday
i realized that after i threw up on his bare feet
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
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