phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
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only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
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Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
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