Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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