His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
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Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
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Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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