No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
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