my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
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He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
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I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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