you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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