Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
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