How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
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dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
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I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things ππ
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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