"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
I wish you could order shots online.
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the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
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I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
I have tasted many bathrooms
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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