what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
My liver just had a heart attack.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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