You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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