idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
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he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
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well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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