So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
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i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
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I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
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